You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I currently don't understand fingers.
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