So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
the raccoons are back...
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