Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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