hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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