Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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