i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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