let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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