I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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