Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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