Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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