Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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