Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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