I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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