Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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