I love watching others lives come down to our level.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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