As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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