More tranny stories later!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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