Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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