I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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