Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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