The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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