i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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