So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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