and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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