I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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