yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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