rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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