I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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