I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's blow job season.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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