You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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