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The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
