Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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