glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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