I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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