Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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