My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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