i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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