dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
NoShamevember. You game?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
