jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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