awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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