just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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