Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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