There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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