Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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