So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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