it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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