he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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