apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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