Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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