The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
