i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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