I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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