And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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