the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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