Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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