I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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