just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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