i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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